Tuesday, January 27, 2009
25 Random Things
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Walt Disney World- Blending in with the scenery
Monday, December 29, 2008
The Monster of Long Blinks
It all began in fourth grade. I honestly don’t remember a whole lot-- just enough to piece together a story. Mom says that she first noticed it when I would come home from school. I would plop onto the couch and be out. My limp arms would still be through the straps of my blue backpack.
My teacher, Miss Cummings, called my mom to express concern that I was falling asleep during class—a habit very contrary to my energetic, obnoxious, happy self.
Our first reactions were to make sure that I was eating healthier meals and getting plenty of sleep at night. But when that wasn’t enough, we decided a visit to the doctor might solve the problem. We went to several. The general consensus was that it wasn’t worth doing anything as long as my grades were okay. They told us that unless my grades began to take a turn for the worse, it wasn’t worth spending the money to have tests done. So, we went on.
Over time, I learned it was pointless to try to play video games. I would always jolt awake to the “you just died” music. And for awhile it wasn’t unusual to hear me shouting at my brothers, arguing with them that I was watching a show that I had actually fallen asleep to five minutes earlier. We also had shouting matches about the front seat of the car. I had called shotgun, but my brothers would demand to know why I wanted it if I was just going to shutdown in the front seat anyway. It usually took less than five minutes for me to be unconscious in the car. After awhile, my parents began to tell me that I wasn’t allowed to sit in the front if I was going to fall asleep. I would promise that I would stay awake, but it was difficult to remain faithful when I was already fighting a losing battle. Eventually I learned that there wasn’t any point in arguing for the front seat. So I stopped calling shotgun as often.
My family would get a lot of amusement out of me, which we still laugh about today. One particular time my family was trying to keep me from falling asleep, but it obviously wasn’t working. They would say, “Gina! Don’t fall asleep,” or they would warn me, “Gina! You’re falling asleep again!” I got so fed up that my retort was, “No I’m not! I’m just taking long blinks!” It just made me angrier when they burst out laughing.
For eight years I just dealt with the Monster of Long Blinks. My grades were hardly ever affected by it, so we didn’t worry. In eleventh grade though, a situation took place in which we had to re-evaluate my situation. One of my teachers, Mr. Oliphant, had a reputation for squirting students with a squirt gun when they fell asleep in his class. This terrified me. I knew that I was bound to fall asleep in his class because I couldn’t even stay awake in the classes that I loved. By this time, I really could have cared less if he squirted me, it was the embarrassment of getting squirted time and time again that really bothered me. So, the first day of class I stayed behind in the classroom while everyone else went to lunch. I went up to Mr. Oliphant and explained that I knew that I wouldn’t be able to stay awake during his class because I couldn’t stay alert in any of my classes. He response was that I needed a note from my parents, which eventually made it’s way to the school nurse, who called my mom and said that she needed documentation.
So the diagnosis process began. I went to a sleeping clinic where I was turned into a living robot with at least 15 wires attached to at least my legs, arms, temples, and jaw. I was stuck there for roughly 20 hours. I was allowed to sleep through the night, but when they woke me up the nurse said I was only allowed a 20 minute nap every 2 hours. This was basically a lie though, because the second that I fell into the Rapid Eye Movement (REM) stage, they woke me up.
For a normal human being, it usually takes roughly 90 minutes to fall into the REM stage of sleep. For a Narcoleptic, it usually takes less than 90 seconds to fall into the REM stage during the day. At night, it takes the normal 90 minutes.
When I found out that the monster’s real name was Narcolepsy, I was relieved to know that we did have a diagnosis because that means there is a treatment. However, even more than relief, I thought it was hilarious. Of all of the things we thought it could have been, Narcolepsy was the last on my list of suspicions. It seemed too extreme, too unreal. Yet here I am.
